In expensive offices everywhere there are Employer Legal Firms. Unlike the employee, you have choices when it comes to Legal Representation. Our Promise to You: We Get Tough. With 7 billion humans, an employee is less valuable than a Chicken. Got a Problem Human Worker? In each city, we have connections withAnimal Control. We viciously use the normal illegal, degrading practices as our "competition". Our difference? Call from McStyle to Animal Control, your problem is gone. No dogtag no record.
Quoting Ms. Catacomb: I used a legal strategy we call the Jeffrey Epstein Miles High Child Honeypot . Kim screwed me and my Staff for days on our Gulfstream G650. Then we forced him to sign bogus contracts and give us his Nukes or else we release videos of him screwing kittens and cats of both gender on the corporate jet.
Ms. Catacomb's Personal Legal Assistant #1. She is late to the office if she shows up at all. She licks fur and sleeps. Ms. Catacomb's Personal Legal Assistant #2. He is a "hit cat" for cases where your opponents have evidence against your corporation. .
Ms. Lively Leah Legal AIDS from Cal Poly Brothel Law School. Ms. Leah was previously a "comfort animal" at Ogretree Deakins Employment Law. She was fired for mental illness and various social diseases. Galactic Founding Partner McStyle has a soft spot for the Bitch, especially when she is in heat so he paid $7 to the Veterinarian hired by Court to put her down. Vet kept the disposal fees. We got it on film so for $7 we own a Legal AIDS dog to frustrate Arthur Dogday. Far better ... we totally own the Vet now.